Bowl of farts

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It seems that I’ve had a bit of an uptick in subscribers recently. I’m not sure why, but I’m delighted to welcome you all—and send big thanks to all of you who are still here after weeks of bundts and sourdough shaming.

If you’re dismayed by the subject line of this email because you thought you were here for a sophisticated take on good food and giftin…