Farts, cont.

Beano, you're up!

For those of you who are new here, this subject line refers to last week’s email all about bowls of farts. You can catch up right here.

Thank you all for your feedback and lols last week. I had this fantasy that after it went out, lots of publishers would be like, “Wow, this is a great idea. Let’s do a cookbook!” That obviously didn’t happen. But your f…